Worst/best analogies written by high school students

Apparently the Washington Post held a contest in which high school teachers sent in the “worst” analogies they’d encountered in grading their students’ papers over the years. (I place “worst” in quotes because many of these actually strike me as funny).  I'm pretty sure the students were going for bad analogies, if not, you really do have to wonder about schools. Enjoy!

Am I the only person in Malaysia that can hear?

It has been a little while since I posted last and I have been pondering if I should post this,  I don't think it's a rant, but it's something I can't do a single thing about.  I have been trying to paint Malaysia with nothing but a good brush, but I have to confess to not having anything good to post right now, I am not feeling all that warm to Malaysia right now, oh its nothing concrete and it'll pass.

Teaching English in a foreign country or why I giggle every time I think about it.

Ok, lets get the laughing and the jokes about me teaching English out of the way, I have heard or made up most of the jokes myself. When I first came to Malaysia I looked for a job, nothing to amazing you know, nothing like CEO of Proton, well I would take that job if they were silly enough to offer it.